or "how to keep your lipstick fresh in the hot dry desert while being chased by very strange beings in stranger vehicles"
where to start. first of all, the last terrain I want to see is the dystopian desert in the middle of our own heat wave, although it was wonderfully cool inside the movie theater. with all the murder & mayhem, the most nauseating scene for me was when our hero, the very handsome and endearing tom hardy, put a needle into his own arm to draw blood for some reason. I had to look away, as in every movie containing such a scene.
my favorite touch was when the amazingly accurate zinc oxided villain, atop a vaulting pole mounted on an all terrain vehicle moving at a perilously rapid speed, was able to swoop down & delicately snag the lovely breeder girl (perfectly be-lipsticked) back to a certain very unpleasant existence.
other than that, can't say I much liked this movie.